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Ten Tools Necessary to Survive Biology while Staying Sane

Of making many books there is no end, and much study is wearisome to the flesh. – Ecclesiastes 12:12b

The Ability to Write at the Speed of Sound so you can take accurate notes without falling behind.

Mind-reading to enable you to pick the best partners in labs.

Free Time for homework.

A Photographic Memory  for all those definitions and diagrams.

Sneakers since you’re not allowed to wear open-toed shoes in the lab.

A Calender to keep track of assignments.

A Writing Utensil so you can write things in said calender and make it useful.

Loose-Leaf Paper. Lots and lots of it.

A Funny TV Show to Watch in Free Time Not Used for Homework to relieve stress.

And, of course, A Prior In-Depth Knowledge of the material.

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3 thoughts on “Ten Tools Necessary to Survive Biology while Staying Sane

  1. Ah yes. Biology! How well I remember. I think you have the right idea. Especially writing at the speed of sound. You might need to increase it to the speed of light. And never neglect the funny TV program or your grade will suffer.

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